Have you ever wondered what would happen if you started adding letters to the beginning of the last name Ardent?
You get the many aspects of Joe:
- Aardent — Dutch ambassador
- Bardent — teller of tales (dh)
- Cardent — accident prone (dh)
- Dardent — Stuntman (ja)
- Eardent — Ear nose and throat doctor
- Fardent — Has a gas problem
- Gardent — The man with the green thumb
- Hardent — Porn star
- Iardent — An interface to an ardent
- Jardent — Officer in the Marines
- Kardent — Audio Engineer
- Lardent — Chef, specializes in southern cooking
- Mardent — Angsty goth (ja)
- Nardent — Universal boolean gate (ja)
- Oardent — Canoer
- Pardent — Defense Attorney
- Qardent — Arcade puzzle game author
- Rardent — Master of the archives (dh)
- Sardent — Fisherman (ja)
- Tardent — Bus driver (short bus only)
- Uardent — Asynchronous transmitter (pw)
- Vardent — Cheap PC parts supplier (dh)
- Wardent — Prison Guard (dh)
- Xardent — Space Patrol (dh)
- Yardent — Lawn care specialist
- Zardent — A masked superhero (dh)
If you have suggestions for missing entries, let me know…
Dardent — stuntman
Sardent — fisherman
Mardent — angsty goth kid? (“mordent”)
Nardent — can be combined with other Nardents in various ways to form functional equivalents of all other Ardents.
Hrmmm.
Iardent, adherent of the three laws or Ardentics.
Mardent, scratcher of nice surfaces
Sardent, measurer of Solaris system activity
Zardent, like Zorro, but like http://wwn.nebcorp.com/~ardent/images/joe_as_strong_bad.jpg